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1 Larki thi sexy si
1 Lun pe wo marti thi
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke Chut Pe Khujli Kerti Thi
Chudna tha shayad us ko, Per lumbe lun se derti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se...
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WEDDING INVITATION
Mr Y Mrs. Harami Singh request ur chutia presence on the fucking marriage of their bhanchod son
LORA SINGH
With
PHUDI KAPUR
D/O Mr. & Mrs> Gandu...
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Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo
warna nikaal...
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Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . . .
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to...
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Ager jawani main Muth marne ki wajha se aap ka Lun dinga ho gaya hai tou ghabraiye nahin ….
Kyun ke …
Aap ne kon sa uss se “Haashiye” laganay hain.
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Admi ka underwear aik “MITHAI” ki dukan hai
Jis main 1 Cream roll hai
2 Gulab jamun hain
Kuch sawaiyan hain
Aur khushi ke mouqay per Kheer bhi banti hai …
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Shadi ke 7 din baad saas dulhan se:
Kia tum ne meri di hoi sarri pehni?
Dulhan: Wo mujhe 7 din se shalwar nahin pehnnay de rahy! Ap ko sarri ki peri hoi hai …
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Yestrday my LUN have an accident wid PHUDDI & admitted to CHooT hospital near TOPA Chowk
Dr. TATTA said” Matter is serious. Gand Needed”
So plz donate...
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Pathan lun pay tiail laga ke Tissue ka rol pass rakh ke tayar betha tha
Kisi nay poocha: “Khan saheb intizar kis ka hai”?
Pathan: Bus zara yeh banda msg perh le.
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