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October 05, 2010 - 11:29 PM
Saba Cheema - Islamabad
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2 Khusray Shadi ke Mubarak baad deny gye,
Ek bola main to 1100 loun g,
Doosra bola main to 1200 loun g,
Peche se Sardar bola 2300 ly lo us main FM b hai.
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October 05, 2010 - 11:28 PM
alia bano
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithy hy?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi ly gay.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
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October 05, 2010 - 11:28 PM
Udit Mumbai India
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FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
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October 05, 2010 - 11:27 PM
Ajay Malhotra - India
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interviewee:
wat z ur date of birth?
sardar:
Nov 28.
interviewer:
which year?
sardar:
abey ullu everyyear.
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October 05, 2010 - 11:27 PM
Iman Rasheed
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Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahee.
Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao gay?
Sardar: "Yateeem".
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October 05, 2010 - 11:26 PM
Ajay Malhotra - India
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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
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October 05, 2010 - 11:25 PM
Amna
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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October 05, 2010 - 11:25 PM
Waris Khan Peshawar
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Two Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So da 2 Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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October 05, 2010 - 11:24 PM
Rizwan Butt - Shad Bagh Lahore
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Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gaya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
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October 05, 2010 - 11:24 PM
Rizwan Butt - Shad Bagh Lahore
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One Sardar callz Air India and ask "How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?
Just a min, says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up
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