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Sardar ne aik month ke liye tour par
Jaty Hue Chote Bhai Se Kaha gher ka khiyal rakhna aur koi nai baat ho to usay zaroor batana.
28 Din Baad, Chotey Bhai Ne SMS Bheja
Paa...
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Wife: Please zara ye bra ki hook laga dijiye ga.
Husband: Is ke badle 4 kisses dena hoon gi.
Wife: Rahne do, parosi Se free me lagwa leti hoon,
wo hath dal kr Set bhi kr dega.
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Yaaro Masoomiyat pr uski main
mar he kiyo na jaun
Seene se lipat k poochti hai
Ye neeche kya mobile chubh raha hai ?
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Larki jitne marzi gori ho uski
Aik cheez humesha kali he hoti hai
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Parchai .. Gandi Soch
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Teacher to a girl : What is the 1st month?
Girl: January
Teacher: What is the 2nd month?
Girl: February
Teacher: What is the 10th month?
Girl: Delivery
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Larki: Janu ab tum badal gaye ho
Larka: Wo kaise?
Larki: Ab main tumhain Kiss karti hoon
to tm Eyes Close Nahin Karte …!
Larka: Kamini, pichlee bar close ki
to mere purse...
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A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thing on her hairiest thing. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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Aik pakistani hand practice (Muth) ker raha tha aik angraiz ne usay dekha aur poocha..
Ayee Man What Are You Doing?
Pakistani Says:
I am fu*king with your wife via sattellite...
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Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
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