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September 03, 2010 - 01:40 AM
Mohsin sayyed majalgaon Beed India
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1 boy " meri maa kehti hai bhains ka dodh pine se dimag tez hota hai" . 2 boy" maa bewakuf banati hai agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha aaj Scientist nahi ban jata kya". hav a nce day
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September 03, 2010 - 01:31 AM
Aurangabad INDIA
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assalamwalaikum bhai apne kamai me barkat lane ke liye aur kisi bhi tension se dur rehne ke liye ye dua 21 martaba masjid ke bahar khade hokar ya baithkar pade ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DO BABA
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September 27, 2008 - 11:20 AM
Rimsha Ali Khan Bahwalpur
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Jo mujhe abhi SMS na bheje wo ... !!!?
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wo thori dair baad bhi bhej sakta hai hai,
koi tension nahin ..!.
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September 27, 2008 - 11:18 AM
Rimsha Ali Khan Bahwalpur
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Air Hostess Pathan se:
Sir ap kia leena passand kerain ge?
Pathan: Mere liye Taweez wala chaye (Tea) Lao,
Air Hostess: Sir woh taweez nahin TEA BAG hai
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July 14, 2008 - 01:35 PM
Adnan Qadir Gujrat
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Aj ka SWAL:
Mohabat ho jati ha ya krni parti ha?
Vry simple!
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KHOBSORAT ho to ho jati ha,
Agr AMEER ho to krni parti ha...;-)
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July 14, 2008 - 01:33 PM
Adnan Qadir Gujrat
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a sardar was going on a cycle.
he accidently hits a lady,
Lady: way annya breakan nae c maar skda.
Sardar: sohnio! poori cycle jo maar diti a breakan di ki lor a.
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July 14, 2008 - 01:32 PM
Adnan Qadir Gujrat
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k = koi
i = interesting
s = sms
s = send kro.
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kiss me jaldi...
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July 14, 2008 - 01:31 PM
Adnan Qadir Gujrat
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Hight of Insult:
Aik larka gadhe ke saamne girr gya,ek larki ne daikha aur kaha:
'APNE BADE BHAAIE KE PAAOUN CHHOO REHAY HO?'
Boy: 'JII BHAABI!'
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June 06, 2008 - 07:22 PM
Abaid ur Rehman Lahore
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Fakeer:
Allah ke naam per de day baba ..
Dukandar: Kal Anaa ...
Fakeer: "Is kal kal ke chakar main is market main mere laakhon rupay phansay howay hain.
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June 06, 2008 - 07:20 PM
Jawad Sheikh from rawalpindi
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Techer lecturing kids & teaching them english said.
Bacho ye "M" hai jis se banta hai MOTHER yani Maa. Jaise sheede ki maan. Hameede ki maa. After few days. Principal come4 the inspection & write word "W" & ask kids what is this? Kis: Janab lagti to sheede ki maa hai bas tangen ulti hain.
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