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4 facts

4 facts

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     • 4 facts 1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain 2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. 3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati 4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana...
Amitabh bachan in KBC

Amitabh bachan in KBC

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar...
Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide

Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide 1. Boil nhi karna parta 2. Kharab nhi hota 3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand 4. Dil kash packing main 5. Aik k saath dusra FREE (adsbygoogle...
Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team

Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team ban antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge! Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao. (adsbygoogle...
bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!

bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai! conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ? (adsbygoogle...
ferrari asked foxi

ferrari asked foxi

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ? foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi. (adsbygoogle...
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?

Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the assist of a crane. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle...
3 sach

3 sach

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     3 sach Gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain Masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian Kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha yad rakhna (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle...
Man: Kiss Karun?

Man: Kiss Karun?

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi. Man: Boob dabaun.? Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.? Man: Fuck? Gal: Period me hun.? Man: Don’t say loose motions hai. (adsbygoogle...
It is said that inzamam

It is said that inzamam

  (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});     It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”. Inzi said, “Bismillah...
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