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“Tendulker” Having Sex With “Malika”
Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de “ADDIDAS likha hai
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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!
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‘MENU CARD’
Grilled mummay;
Achari lun;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi...
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dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
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JUDGE SAHAB
Jab main duniyan main aya to sar kat dia gaya.
Bara howa to sabun se mara gaya.
Jawan howa to andheeri saroong main dal dia gaya ..
Akhir mera kasoor kia hai?
Judge...
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Door village main aik basti thi, jahan per randian sasti thi, gand
main un ke itni masti thi, jitna chodo hasti thi, tum kyon itna haste ho kya is
hi village main baste ho...
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In chemistry class teacher asks 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay
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2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
”U...
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Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..
kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.
mera to shoot gya tha...
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• If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man yet if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u
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