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Girl and boy lost in jungle
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Girl & boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fu*k me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega. (adsbygoogle...
Larki maan se
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Larki maan se Ami Ami jab main soo soo kerti hoon to mere soo soo ke sath sitee ki awaz ati hai muger ap jab soo soo kerti hain to sitee ke awaz kyun nahin ati? Maan : Beti...
Aik sardar ne apne bete ko
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fanta piyo
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); • Ik Larki thi dewaani si… Ik Larkay pe wo mar… Kuch lena tha usay… Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi Jab bi milti thi muijhey….. Ye hi pocha karti...
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle...
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was approximately to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya...
Brest ke taraf ishara keraty hway
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Boy: Brest ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hainAmme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain. Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain. Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay. Boy: Jub papa...
Tum ne aj phir gali di?
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Teacher to student: Tum ne aj phir gali di? Student: Teacher maine kisi ko gali nahin di pata nahin kis madar chod ne ap ko ungli ki hai (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle...