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December 08, 2011 - 04:39 AM
Zaffar Iqbal
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Aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha....... Larai nichli gali main hoti hai Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!
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December 08, 2011 - 04:36 AM
javed iqbal
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Aik larke ka lun bohat chotta tha us ne apni biwi ko lun ke baray main batane ke liye sohag raat ko aik tareeqa socha aur light band ker ke us ko hath agay barhanay ke liye kaha jab biwi ne hath agay barhaya to us ne apni biwi ke hath per lun rakh dia Biwi ne kaha dia ke Sorry I Don't Smoking :)
I LOVE ACHI SITE
ACHI SITE IS REALLY GOOD
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October 30, 2010 - 09:28 PM
Mudaber
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1 BADSHAH jungle main shikar kerne gaya
Badshah ne aik hiran dekhi, us hiran ka naam "TERI" tha.
Badshah ne hiran ko teer maara to "TERI" zakhmi ho gayee.
Zakhmihalat main "TERI" ghoray(HORSE)k neeche aa ker mar gai.
Sawal yeh hai ke TERI kis ne mari :) ?
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September 10, 2010 - 09:37 AM
Huzee
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A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happiness
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May 26, 2009 - 04:04 PM
Jawad Ahmad Lahore
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RAILWAY WARNING BOARD
Rail ki partri per baith ker Tatti na kerain
Ap roz hath se peeth dhotay hain
Kisi din peeth se hath dho bethain ge
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May 26, 2009 - 03:51 PM
DILDAR FROM LAHORE
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Boy & Girl sex ker rahay the ..
Boy: Kyun na hum shadi ker leen
Girl: Mazdoor ho mazdoori kero factory ke malik mat bano
HAPPY MAZDOOR DAY
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May 26, 2009 - 03:45 PM
Jabbar
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Girl: Larke apna mobile pent main kyun rakhte hain?
Boy: Kyun pent main signals puray atay hain
Girl: Wo kaise?
Boy: Kyun ke tower qareeb jo hota hai :)
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May 26, 2009 - 03:41 PM
Usman From Karachi
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Girl: Tum itnay kalay kyun ho?
Boy: Bas yunhi
Girl: Batao na
Boy: Kala hoon to is main tumhare baap ka kia jata hai
Girl: Mere baap ka jata to itne kalay na hote ... ;)
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May 26, 2009 - 03:31 PM
Usman From Karachi
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"Shalwari Saanp"
Duniyan ka 1 Khtarnaak Saanp hai
Rang: Brown/Black
Lambai: 4-8 Inch,
Jism: Naram/Sakht,
Temperature: Garm,
Amm Taor par bed rooms main Aurton ki Tangon ke beech main kaat leeta hai
Is ka zehar 9 mah main Pait ko Sujaa deta hai
Iski Pesha wari Qism Larkon ko bhi kaat tihuie pakri gai hai.
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February 15, 2009 - 11:17 AM
armaan
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apney he hotay hai jo gand mai ungli de k bhaag jatay hai faraaz
warna ghairo ko kya khabr k hm underwear nai pehantay
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