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May 06, 2013 - 09:01 AM
Javed Iqbal
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Sardar found cigarete in daughter’s room:
Oh God She smokes Then found whisky:
oh God she drinks then he found condom:
Oh tuadi pean nu…kuri da lun v ay.
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May 06, 2013 - 09:00 AM
Nauman Qamar
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What would u rather want to b a Bulb or a Bowling Ball?
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It depends if u would like to,
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Get screwed
Or
Fingered.
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May 06, 2013 - 08:58 AM
Mohsin Bhatti
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Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
3 aadmi aik Aurat ki Izzat lootney ke liye us ko aik Ghar mein lay gaye,
Sari taqat aazmayi magar us ka naara na khul saka.
Moral:
Jamal din ke naaray,
Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
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May 06, 2013 - 08:57 AM
Javed Iqbal
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In a lift,a man accidently touched a
ladys breast
Man:If ur heart is as soft as ur breast,
u’l forgive me
Lady:If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow,
i’m in room 25
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May 06, 2013 - 08:57 AM
Javed Iqbal
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Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.
Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.
Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.
Judge nay pucha,machar tou urrh gaya
tou us nay kaha k urrh tu gaya par
kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!
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May 06, 2013 - 08:56 AM
Jabbar Mehmood
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Humein to bus tumhare d0sti ka khayal tha
*¥¤ “FARAZ”¤¥*
Warna chiknay bacchay to hum chorra nahi kartey..
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May 06, 2013 - 08:56 AM
Asif Shehzad
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A girl to his boy friend…
Kia tum mere liye Farhaad ki tarha dhood ki nahrein nahi nikaal sakte?
Boy: Kyu nahi tum zara apne nippal mere hath me do
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May 06, 2013 - 08:56 AM
Raza Mansoor
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1968
Dulha jahez me TV mangta tha,
1978
Motor Cycle,
1988
Plot,
1998
AC & car,
2008
Dulha jahez me sirf ZERO meter dulhan mangta hy!
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May 06, 2013 - 08:55 AM
Jabbar Mehmood
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Exam and sex k bad sari girls ki
feelngs same hoti hain!
1-kitna lamba tha na.
2-kaash kuch time aur mil jata
3-pehle kitna dar lag raha tha na,phir to pata hi nahi chala k kab hogaya.
4-ufff 3 ghante tak to meri saans hi band hogai thi.
5-Aagay ka to theek tha, peechay ka kitna mushkil tha na.
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May 06, 2013 - 08:54 AM
Mohsin Bhatti
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Jani tery liye rishta hai boht sharif larki he
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shokriya ki koi bat nai tuoo to apna yaar hai,
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