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April 15, 2015 - 02:23 PM
Mansoor Riaz
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  Larki Apni maan Se : Ami suna hai larke jahan dalte hain wohin se baad main bacha niklta hai ?

Maan : Haan sahi suna hai.

Larki : To mera bacha kia phir mun se nikle ga ?
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April 15, 2015 - 02:18 PM
Naveed Lover
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  Pathan was fucking a nurse

Nurse Chilate howay ah bohat dard ho raha hai.

Pathan : Bhenchod khud wahan inection lagti hai jahan surakh bhi nahin hota aur tujhe surakh main dard ho raha hai.
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April 15, 2015 - 02:14 PM
Naveed Lover
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  Sardari Suhag Raat Ko : Sardar G tohada lund te bohat chotta way.
Sardar G : Saday khndan wich eda he honda way.
Sardarni : choot na bolo baqi sab da te changa pala si.
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April 15, 2015 - 02:09 PM
Naveed Lover
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  Husband apni biwi se : Jaan aj karne do tumhain naya gher dila doon ga.
Wife : Nahin
Husband : Achi Jewellery Dila doon ga
Wife : Nahin
Husband : Car
Child : Abu meri bund (Gand) mar lo mujhe cycle dila dena.
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April 15, 2015 - 02:06 PM
Naveed Lover
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  Molvi : Jo log ghalt kaam karte hain wo kahan jate hain ?
Larki sharmate howay shehar ke log hotel main aur gaon ke log kheeton main jate hain.
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April 15, 2015 - 02:00 PM
Naveed Lover
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  Aik pathan ki shadi ho gai Shadi ki pehli raat wo apni biwi ke pas aya us ke kapre utaray aur us ki tangon ke darmyan tili jala di Pathan ki biwi dar kar boli "Ap yeh kia kar rahay hain ?" Pathan mera dost bola tha ke pahle larki ko garm karna :)
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May 29, 2013 - 09:55 AM
namrood
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  Lerki Date Per Thi
Ammi Ne Dekh Liya
Ammi Ny Call Ki: Beti
Kahan Ho?
Beti Paper Dene Ayi
Hun
Ammi Zara Dhyan Se,Iss
Paper Ka Result Aya To
Jaan Se Mar Dungi.
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May 29, 2013 - 09:55 AM
Shani Noor
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  Breaking News: Imran Khan
Ny Veena Malik Ko PTI Join
Krne Ki Dawat De Di Q K,

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Veena Malik Ny Apne Tamam
Asasay Zahir Kr Deay Hain.
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May 29, 2013 - 09:53 AM
namrood
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  Lerki Date Per Thi
Ammi Ne Dekh Liya

Ammi Ny Call Ki: Beti
Kahan Ho?

Beti Paper Dene Ayi
Hun

Ammi Zara Dhyan Se,Iss
Paper Ka Result Aya To
Jaan Se Mar Dungi.
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May 29, 2013 - 09:53 AM
Shani Noor
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  Insan Jb Pehli Bar
Under Dalta Hai To
Wo Bohot Hi Confuse
Hota Hai,

K Pata Nahi Kiya
Hoga,

Mgr Sach Yay Hai K
Jesay Hi Oper Rakho
Khud Hi Under Chala
Jata Hai,

Or Sub Kuch Acha
Lagny Lagta Hai,
Phir Ajeeb Ajeeb
C Aawazain B Ati
Hain,

Or Phir Jb Tumhari
“MONEY” Nikal Jati
Hai,

To Tumhara Khud Hi
Bahir Nikal Aata
Hai,

Yay A.T.M Card B
Kiya Kamal Cheez Hai
Na.?
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