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May 29, 2013 - 09:55 AM
namrood
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  Lerki Date Per Thi
Ammi Ne Dekh Liya
Ammi Ny Call Ki: Beti
Kahan Ho?
Beti Paper Dene Ayi
Hun
Ammi Zara Dhyan Se,Iss
Paper Ka Result Aya To
Jaan Se Mar Dungi.
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May 29, 2013 - 09:55 AM
Shani Noor
shani_noor14@yahoo.ca http://achisite.com

  Breaking News: Imran Khan
Ny Veena Malik Ko PTI Join
Krne Ki Dawat De Di Q K,

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Veena Malik Ny Apne Tamam
Asasay Zahir Kr Deay Hain.
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May 29, 2013 - 09:53 AM
namrood
namrood@hotmail.com http://achisite.com

  Lerki Date Per Thi
Ammi Ne Dekh Liya

Ammi Ny Call Ki: Beti
Kahan Ho?

Beti Paper Dene Ayi
Hun

Ammi Zara Dhyan Se,Iss
Paper Ka Result Aya To
Jaan Se Mar Dungi.
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May 29, 2013 - 09:53 AM
Shani Noor
shani_noor14@yahoo.ca http://achisite.com

  Insan Jb Pehli Bar
Under Dalta Hai To
Wo Bohot Hi Confuse
Hota Hai,

K Pata Nahi Kiya
Hoga,

Mgr Sach Yay Hai K
Jesay Hi Oper Rakho
Khud Hi Under Chala
Jata Hai,

Or Sub Kuch Acha
Lagny Lagta Hai,
Phir Ajeeb Ajeeb
C Aawazain B Ati
Hain,

Or Phir Jb Tumhari
“MONEY” Nikal Jati
Hai,

To Tumhara Khud Hi
Bahir Nikal Aata
Hai,

Yay A.T.M Card B
Kiya Kamal Cheez Hai
Na.?
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May 29, 2013 - 09:52 AM
namrood
namrood@hotmail.com http://achisite.com

  In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
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May 29, 2013 - 09:52 AM
tanveer
tanveer@gmail.com http://achisite.com

  Aik Khofnak Nashta”Wife: Aap K
Anday Ubaal Don.:-D
Husband:Nahi Pehle Apna Doodh
Garam Karlo.:-)
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May 29, 2013 - 09:51 AM
Shani Noor
shani_noor14@yahoo.ca http://achisite.com

  Insani Jism Ka Sab Se Nazuk Part,
“BuND” Thand lagy to BuND Phat Gai,
Germi lagy to BuND Phat Gai,Paper
na Aata Ho to BuND Phat Gai,Result
Aaye to BuND Phat Gai, Petrol ki
Keemat Barrh Jaye To BuND Phat Gai,
Bijli ka Bill Aaye to BuND Phat Gai,
Mashook ki Frmaishain Barrh Jaein to
BuND Phat Gai, Koi Bhi Kaam Khrab Ho
Jaye to BuND Phat Gai, So Plz apni
BuND ka Khyal Rakhiye, Shukriya yar
plz 100 ka load to bhejo lo jee phir
buND phat gai….
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May 29, 2013 - 09:50 AM
Majid
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  Miss: Jis bachy ne sabaq thora yad
kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare Jis
ne Pora yad kiya wo mere Gaal pe

Bacha:Miss ap mjhe Break me milen
mujhe puri Kitab Yad hy…
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May 29, 2013 - 09:50 AM
Majid
majid-khan@hotmail.com http://achisite.com

  Nursery class ka bacha or bachi teacher se:
Miss kya chotey bachon k bachey ho sakty hyn ?

Teacher: No

Bacha Bachi se: dekha tum aisy hi darr rhi thi.
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May 29, 2013 - 09:49 AM
Majid
majid-khan@hotmail.com http://achisite.com

  Question :
bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi
Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane
nahi deti aur admi Subah
0 Sham dabana chahta hai??
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Bolo, socho!
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Ans:”Uska GALA”
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