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May 26, 2009 - 04:04 PM
Jawad Ahmad Lahore
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RAILWAY WARNING BOARD
Rail ki partri per baith ker Tatti na kerain
Ap roz hath se peeth dhotay hain
Kisi din peeth se hath dho bethain ge
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May 26, 2009 - 04:01 PM
Mudaber
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1 BADSHAH jungle main shikar kerne gaya
Badshah ne aik hiran dekhi, us hiran ka naam "TERI" tha.
Badshah ne hiran ko teer maara to "TERI" zakhmi go gaye.
Zakhmihalat main "TERI" ghoray(HORSE)k neeche aa ker mar gai.
Sawal yeh hai ke TERI kis ne mari :) ?
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May 26, 2009 - 03:51 PM
DILDAR FROM LAHORE
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Boy & Girl sex ker rahay the ..
Boy: Kyun na hum shadi ker leen
Girl: Mazdoor ho mazdoori kero factory ke malik mat bano
HAPPY MAZDOOR DAY
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May 26, 2009 - 03:45 PM
Jabbar
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Girl: Larke apna mobile pent main kyun rakhte hain?
Boy: Kyun pent main signals puray atay hain
Girl: Wo kaise?
Boy: Kyun ke tower qareeb jo hota hai :)
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May 26, 2009 - 03:41 PM
Usman From Karachi
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Girl: Tum itnay kalay kyun ho?
Boy: Bas yunhi
Girl: Batao na
Boy: Kala hoon to is main tumhare baap ka kia jata hai
Girl: Mere baap ka jata to itne kalay na hote ... ;)
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May 26, 2009 - 03:31 PM
Usman From Karachi
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"Shalwari Saanp"
Duniyan ka 1 Khtarnaak Saanp hai
Rang:
Brown/Black
Lambai:
4-8 Inch,
Jism:
Naram/Sakht,
Temperature:
Garm,
Amm Taor par bed rooms main Aurton ki Tangon ke beech main kaat leeta hai
Is ka zehar 9 mah main Pait ko Sujaa deta hai
Iski Pesha wari Qism Larkon ko bhi kaat tihuie pakri gai hai.
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February 15, 2009 - 11:17 AM
armaan
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apney he hotay hai jo gand mai ungli de k bhaag jatay hai faraaz
warna ghairo ko kya khabr k hm underwear nai pehantay
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December 09, 2008 - 06:55 PM
Faizan Ahmad Multan
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Kaam wali masii ko aik condom mila,
Masi: Malkin yeh kia hai?
Malkin: Tere gaon me SEX nahin kerte?
Masi: Kerte hain per itna nahin k lulli ki khal he utar jaye. :))
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December 09, 2008 - 06:52 PM
Rashid Muneer Kot Adu
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Miss: Haath main kitni Fingers hoti hain?
Pappu: Miss 6
Miss: Pappu Tumhain Kitni Dafa Kaha Hai Shalwaar se Hath Bahir Nikal Ke Count Kia Karo :(
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December 09, 2008 - 06:43 PM
Javed Butt Faislabad
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Friend: Ur wife kept smilling 2 me, I think her character is loose
Sardar: Nahin yaar wiya di raat onay mennu pochiya ke tu kise di litti ae te main tera naa das dita
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