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Boy: Girls are like Pepsi, Jitna peyo utna he mza aata hy.
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Girl: Boys are like Cigarette
Jab maza aane lagta hy BUJH jate hy.
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Q1: Bhagwan Ko Ghusa Kab Aata Hai?
Ans: Jab Koi Larki Begair Shaadi Ke Maa Ban Jaye Aur Larki Ki Maa Kahe
“Hay Bhagwaan Yeh Tum Ne Kya Kar diya ”
Q2: Bhagwan Kab Khush...
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Aisa kon sa kaam hai jo 5 girls ek sath nhe kr skte.
Lekin 5 boys ek sath kr skte hai
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Ek he BAALTI mein SUU SUU
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Officer: Tumhy Airhostes ne Thapar Q mara?
Sardar: uski Qamiz hip mai ghusi the, maine bahir nikali to vo ghusy sy
dekhny lagi.
O:Phir?
Sardar:Maine wapis ghusa de,
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Teacher: Larkiyan kya pehen sakti hein?
Student: Saari.
Teacher: Larkiyan kya nahi pehen sakti?
Student ne bohot socha aur kaha:
Condom.
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Boy: papa such aur raaz mein kya farq hai?
Papa: Beta tum mere betay ho ye such hai,
Aur tumhari khala ka beta arshad bhi mera beta hai,
Yeh raaz hai..
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Shoher suhag raat ke baad apni biwi se:
Jaan raat ko kuch maza aaya?
Biwi: Aap ko aaya?
Shoher: Bohot.
Biwi: Dekh lein aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi diya…
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Girl: Yah Larrky Apna Mobile Paint Mai Q Rakhta Hai,
Boy: Q Ka Paint Mai Signal Full Attay hain.
Girl: Wo Kaisay?
Boy: Q Ka Tower Nazdak Jo Hota hai.
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New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha.
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Khubsurti ye nhi k naey
Soot,
Boot,
pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
is liye “UNDERWEAR” daily alter kia karo..:-D
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