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Sahab: Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
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Aik Memon hamesha aik din chor kar agle din sex karta tha.
Dost ne pocha aisa q kartey ho?
Memon:kya karain bhai aik din to condom sukhane main lag jata hey.
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2 girls were talking..
1st Girl: Yaar yeh boys apas main kaisi batain kartey hain?
2nd Girl: Wesi he jaisi hm girls karti hain..
1st girl: Uff!! Itni gandi.
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Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya.
Aurr Dr. ko Bohat Maara..
Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?
Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai…….
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Tension
Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye. Major usy hospital le gya.
Dr. bola aap baap ban ne wale hen.
MAJOR KO TENSION: Woh bola mei...
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Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha? 102 Hum FM?
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga?
Bajate raho.
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki Ijjat lut li!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,
Dhobi ne kaha main Khana kha raha hoon,
Istri garam hai, Maar lo!
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue:
Sir Hamara
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Toilet songs:
In case of loose motion:
“ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk”
In case of Kabz:
“na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga”
In case of Gas Trouble:
“hawa hawa aae hawa...
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Teacher to student: Aap bary ho ya aap k papa?
Student: Mein
Teacher: Wo Kaise?
Student: Mene mama k pass sona chor dia hai, Papa abhi tak sotay hain..
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