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Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited
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her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka
kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to...
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… How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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SORRY,
yar bohat zor ka aaya tha bas tumhara inbox khali nazar aya to kar diya…
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A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
“My husband only has
ONE FOOT”.
Her Mother
replied:
“You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES”
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Eik Sardar dosray sardar say:
“yaar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?”.
Dosra Sardar: “Shadi meray naal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi c”
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Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.
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CUSTOMER: My Wife Needs A BRAZER But i Dont Know The Size
SALES GIRL: its Ok Touch My Breast & Try To Calculate
CUSTOMER: Oh! i Forgot She Needs Underwear Too
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