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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he...
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Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon...
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Bond 007 :- Mona, ur not wearing panty today?
Mona:- Yes sir, ur great.. hw did u know that?
007:- i can see dandruff on ur shoes…
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AMERCAN ki progress our hamari non progress ka RAAZ:
amercan lund ko choot main our kam ko dimagh main rakhte hain .
or
hum choot ko dimagh main or kam ko lund pe rakhte hainb
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Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal. a tapori boy comes & says “kay paji rakhel hai kay ?” sadar furiously says “Oye sale, rakhel hogi terio meri...
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Girl: sorry sir u can’t smoke here
Customer: yet i bought the cigarettes from your shop?
Girl: we moreover sell condom. you can’t start fuking here
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ek baar ek teacher ek ladke se poochte hai batao iss duniya me sabse halki cheez kya hai..???
ladka: ji LULLI
teacher: wo kaise…???
ladka: ji jo cheez sirf soochne pe...
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do u remembre a song from film machis…
“CHUNNI LEKE SOOTI THI KAMAAL LAGTII THI..”
sallo sirf chunni lege to kamal to lagegee naa
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JO MILA OORAT KO MILA BABAY MILA DABANA KO CHOOT MILI MARANA KO HONT MILA CHUMWANA KO TERE KO KIA MILA LUND JO SIRF HILANA KO
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One Sardar Raped a Sikhni , She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi ” , Sardar Says ” Raula tehHunn Main paawan ga
Panchood Utton Sikhni tay Theloo clean Shave.
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