You Are Here: Home » Archive for August, 2015
A girl who opens her hands
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
Son on his honeymoon phoned
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thing on her hairiest thing. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle...
Aik pakistani hand practice
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Aik pakistani hand practice (Muth) ker raha tha aik angraiz ne usay dekha aur poocha.. Ayee Man What Are You Doing? Pakistani Says: I am fu*king with your wife via sattellite...
Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Mom: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain (adsbygoogle...
Girl and boy lost in jungle
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Girl & boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fu*k me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega. (adsbygoogle...
Larki maan se
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Larki maan se Ami Ami jab main soo soo kerti hoon to mere soo soo ke sath sitee ki awaz ati hai muger ap jab soo soo kerti hain to sitee ke awaz kyun nahin ati? Maan : Beti...
Aik sardar ne apne bete ko
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Aik sardar ne apne bete ko muth lagate dekha to us ki shadi ker di Kuch dino offensive sardar ne bete se poocha sunao ab kaise ho? Beta Kia Khak acha hoon us ka hath to panch...
fanta piyo
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); • Ik Larki thi dewaani si… Ik Larkay pe wo mar… Kuch lena tha usay… Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi Jab bi milti thi muijhey….. Ye hi pocha karti...