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Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he...
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• Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
“W”ant
“O”ne
“M”an for
“E”very
“N”ight
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Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai
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• When I went to the Madras,
I fucked a lady on the grass…
When I insert inch One,
She says its none…
When I insert inch Two
She says its few…
When I insert...
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Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy...
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Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P
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Aik larki ne larke ka 1st time lun pakra to us main se drops nikal ayee
Larki ne poocha yeh kia hai?
Larka bola yeh khushi ke aansoo hain …
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Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
high…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
will...
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Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao…
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