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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to...
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Ager jawani main Muth marne ki wajha se aap ka Lun dinga ho gaya hai tou ghabraiye nahin ….
Kyun ke …
Aap ne kon sa uss se “Haashiye” laganay hain.
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Admi ka underwear aik “MITHAI” ki dukan hai
Jis main 1 Cream roll hai
2 Gulab jamun hain
Kuch sawaiyan hain
Aur khushi ke mouqay per Kheer bhi banti hai …
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Shadi ke 7 din baad saas dulhan se:
Kia tum ne meri di hoi sarri pehni?
Dulhan: Wo mujhe 7 din se shalwar nahin pehnnay de rahy! Ap ko sarri ki peri hoi hai …
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Yestrday my LUN have an accident wid PHUDDI & admitted to CHooT hospital near TOPA Chowk
Dr. TATTA said” Matter is serious. Gand Needed”
So plz donate...
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Pathan lun pay tiail laga ke Tissue ka rol pass rakh ke tayar betha tha
Kisi nay poocha: “Khan saheb intizar kis ka hai”?
Pathan: Bus zara yeh banda msg perh le.
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Arz kia hai
Tu shayar hi nahin shayar ka bhatija hai
Tu shayar hi nahin shayar ka bhatija hai
tu faqt aik phatay howay gubaray ka natija hai … ha……hai…..ha….
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Jab se sanam ki maari hai …
Musalsal khoon jaari hai …
Peyaray tum to so jao …
tumhari to kal bari hai …
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Phool murjhate achay nahin lagte
Aap lulli khujate achay nahin lagte
Ab to koi bachi phansa lo meri jaan
Roz bathroom main hath chalate achay nahin lagte
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GIRL: O no! Bleeding?
Bahir nikal do plz!
Oh.Ah.Maa!
Itni Pain…?
Main mar gai!
Ab bas bhi kero,
Nikal Bhi Do
DOCTOR: Lo Nikal Dia;
Khrab Dant!
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